• The Real Reason Russia Has So Few Coronavirus Cases

    The coronavirus is in full bloom around the world, but meanwhile, Russia reports 840 confirmed infections. According to CNN, the country of 146 million has experienced unparalleled success in stemming the flow of this international pandemic. What's their secret? Is it paleo?

    By Tom Meisfjord April 20th, 2020 Read More
  • The Real Reason You Should Be Cleaning Your Dog's Leash

    Anybody who's taken a dog for walkies knows that a leash can get tangled up not only in the dog's nether regions, but can also get mixed up in the animal's potty moments, so to speak. It gets dirty. So how do we keep that thing clean?

    By Eric Meisfjord April 17th, 2020 Read More
  • Here's How Big The Universe Actually Is

    "Space," as it was expertly described by Douglas Adams, "is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

    By Tom Meisfjord April 15th, 2020 Read More
  • The Fastest Domestic Cat Breed In The World

    Let's just say for the sake of argument that your cat will find itself in the position to be eaten by a bear. Could your cat outrun the bear? How fast would your cat have to be to avoid being eaten by a bear?

    By A. C. Grimes April 15th, 2020 Read More
  • The Wild Dog Breed That Hunts Tigers

    Let's cover the basics: the dhole, or Cuon alpinus, is a species of wild dog that hangs its hat in the forests of Central and Southeast Asia. Here's where things get crazy.

    By Tom Meisfjord April 14th, 2020 Read More
  • What Happens To Your Body When You Drink Blood?

    So you, like the terrifying Nosferatu, the quietly noble chupacabra, and Nicolas Cage before you, have heard the seductive call of the night and decided to give in to your insatiable lust for blood. What's going to happen to your body?

    By Tom Meisfjord April 11th, 2020 Read More
  • The Truth About Sneezing With Your Eyes Open

    If asked to name the most remarkable yet weird and disgusting body part, we would have to pick our nose. And on the grosser end of the spectrum, if you sneeze with your eyes open your peepers will pop out of your head. Or will they? Here's the truth about sneezing with your eyes open.

    By A. C. Grimes April 11th, 2020 Read More
  • What Really Happens When You Crack Your Joints

    In life, there are two kinds of people: those who crack their knuckles, and those who hate them for it. If you crack your knuckles, you understand the good feeling you get. But how does crracking your knuckles work, and what really happens when you crack your knuckles?

    By Nicholas Conley April 11th, 2020 Read More
  • The Real Reason Sweden Won't Go On A Coronavirus Lockdown

    Most of the world has locked down due to coronavirus. But not every country has been on board. The world's Scandanavian meatball mecca, Sweden, has refused to play ball, opting not to lock down parts of the country. Why aren't the Swedes sweating coronavirus as much as some other places?

    By A. C. Grimes April 10th, 2020 Read More
  • The Stinkiest Dog Breed In The World

    In many ways, dogs are just like us. They love a long walk in the sun, they want to eat cats, and they can spend hours every day screaming at small animals outside the living room window. And they, like us, smell terrible.

    By Tom Meisfjord April 10th, 2020 Read More
  • The Reason Chernobyl's Radiation Levels Have Spiked

    In good news for both fans hoping to see a season two of Chernobyl and radioactive fire monster enthusiasts, radiation levels in the area surrounding the site of the infamous 1986 Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant accident began spiking on Saturday, April 4th.

    By Tom Meisfjord April 9th, 2020 Read More
  • The Dog Breed That Has A Blue Tongue

    You know how the best part of some video games are those first ten minutes, where you drag all of the sliders on the character creator to one side, or the other, and see what kind of genetic monstrosity you can make? Human beings have been doing that with dog breeds for millennia.

    By Tom Meisfjord April 8th, 2020 Read More
  • Why The Horror Frog Breaks Its Own Bones

    It's a frog-eat-frog world, and it's only getting hungrier. However, the award for the most WTF defense goes to the aptly named "horror" frog, which freaking breaks its own toes and turns them into weapons.

    By A. C. Grimes April 5th, 2020 Read More
  • The Most Independent Cat Breed In The World

    You like cats, but don't necessarily want one glued to you -- one that doesn't require your constant loving attention and affection; what some might call an "independent" cat. So which breed is right for you?

    By A. C. Grimes April 3rd, 2020 Read More
  • What It Really Means When You Dream About Flying

    Have you ever dreamed one of those dreams where you're flying? The liberating feeling of being able to take it to the skies. The wonderful experience of actually feeling in control of the dream. You can handily escape whatever ogres or bloodthirsty were-kittens your subconscious throws at you ...

    By Pauli Poisuo April 2nd, 2020 Read More
  • The Cat Breed With The Shortest Lifespan

    Is there a cat which, compared with the all-day-sucker mortal staying power of its cousins, is more like an impermanent Pop Rock? What's the best cat for people who don't really want to own a cat for a long time?

    By Tom Meisfjord April 2nd, 2020 Read More