• Here's How Long Dogs Can Go Without Food

    f a garden-variety dog could talk it'd probably inform humans that starvation sets in roughly five seconds after the plastic on a slice of processed cheese makes that distinctive crinkly noise. But how long can dogs really go without food?

    By Mark Lambert May 28th, 2020 Read More
  • Here's How Long Cats Can Go Without Food

    Let's start by establishing that this is a safe, judgement-free zone, and nobody is making any assumptions about anybody else, or the things that no one should ever be doing to their cat.

    By Tom Meisfjord May 27th, 2020 Read More
  • Here's How Dogs Could Help Detect The Coronavirus

    We know dogs are great at sniffing out all sorts of maladies, whether it's the bag of cocaine you accidentally shoved too far up your backside or cancer of the non-butt. Their otherworldly olfactory senses might even be useful in detecting COVID-19. Here's how dogs could help detect the coronavirus.

    By A. C. Grimes May 21st, 2020 Read More
  • The Real Reason Ancient Egyptians Worshiped Cats

    Felines, believed to be domesticated first in Egypt, were held in such high regard that anyone who killed a cat, even by accident, was in turn sentenced to death. What is up with Egyptians and cats?

    By Eric Meisfjord May 20th, 2020 Read More
  • What Happened To Siegfried And Roy's Animals?

    In 2003, Siegfried and Roy's time in the spotlight came to a tragic, if predictable, end. So what happened to the menagerie of performing creatures under the magicians' care? And what happened to Montecore?

    By Tom Meisfjord May 12th, 2020 Read More
  • What Colors Do Cats Actually See?

    Elegant and marble-like, cat eyes have a hypnotic quality to them and do a fantastic job of scaring the bejesus out of unsuspecting people when those peepers creepily glow in the dark. But what colors do they actually see?

    By A. C. Grimes May 8th, 2020 Read More
  • The Dog Breed That Once Hunted Lions

    You can teach dogs to sit and speak, but good luck trying to get them to play the piano. Some dogs are even great hunting companions, but it's not like you can just take them to hunt lions. Anymore.

    By Pauli Poisuo April 16th, 2020 Read More
  • The Real Reason You Should Reconsider Using Zoom

    With "social distancing" expertly positioning itself as 2020's Word of the Year, companies and schools have turned to teleconferencing with unprecedented interest. At the forefront of this movement has been Zoom, the video calling service which has experienced a meteoric rise to the top.

    By Tom Meisfjord April 5th, 2020 Read More
  • The Real Reason Dogs Lick Their Paws

    The sudden urge to "nibble" an adorable baby or "dropkick that puppy" because "he's so cute," demonstrates a phenomenon that scientists call cute aggression. Apparently, a person or pet can be so aww-inspiring that you feel the spontaneous urge to eat or beat it.

    By A. C. Grimes April 2nd, 2020 Read More
  • What It's Like Inside The G.W. Zoo Today

    The subject of Tiger King, one self-styled Joe Exotic, created a zoo/wild animal park in memory of his late brother, the Garold Wayne Exotic Animal Memorial Park in Oklahoma. That morphed into the Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park. Here's what it's like today.

    By Eric Meisfjord April 2nd, 2020 Read More
  • Do Dogs Really Have Night Vision?

    "Dogs can't see color." It's something you learn as a kid and then take with you, unquestioningly, for the rest of your life. Like so many animal tall tales, such the whole "cows always sleep standing up" thing, there is a small fraction of truth here, and lots of exaggeration.

    By Tom Meisfjord April 1st, 2020 Read More
  • The Real Reason Dogs Wag Their Tails

    You know what's weird? Dog tails. They aren't arms or legs or butt horns. Do people even know what dog tails actually do? Yes. But dog tails are still weird. What's up with that whole wagging thing? Turns out we know that too. This is the real reason dogs wag their tails.

    By A. C. Grimes March 31st, 2020 Read More
  • The Truth About The $2 Trillion Stimulus Bill

    On March 26th, 2020, the United States Senate passed an unprecedented $2 trillion financial stimulus bill in response to the historic economic downturn facing the country due to the novel coronavirus pandemic. Here's what you need to know.

    By Tom Meisfjord March 28th, 2020 Read More
  • Fossil Of 67-Million-Year-Old Raptor Found In New Mexico

    Fans of Jurassic Park are well-acquainted with raptors of the "veloci" variety. But that's not what paleontologists dug up in New Mexico, explains the Guardian. Instead, it seems they stumbled across 20 bones belonging to a "cousin" of the velociraptor.

    By A. C. Grimes March 27th, 2020 Read More
  • The Cat Breed That Is Closest To A Lion

    If cats knew they were also mostly tiger inside, would they cease to know who or what they are? And are some cats more lion-like than others? If so, which breed best resembles the king of the jungle?

    By A. C. Grimes February 26th, 2020 Read More
  • For Dogs, Cancer Is An STD

    Because nature's cruelty knows no bounds, dogs have to worry about contagious, cancerous tumors that can spread when two dogs start behaving more like the birds and the bees.

    By A. C. Grimes February 17th, 2020 Read More
  • The Truth About Pavlov And His Dogs

    You may think Ivan Pavlov discovered Pavlovian responses by conditioning dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell. But that wouldn't ring true to Pavlov, since everyone describes the iconic dog study incorrectly. Here's the fascinating and occasionally ugly truth about Ivan Pavlov and his dogs.

    By A. C. Grimes February 11th, 2020 Read More
  • Is Cat Food Bad For Dogs?

    Beggars can't be choosers, and nobody begs better than dogs. They'll eat almost anything. So what about cat food, then? How bad could it possibly be?

    By A. C. Grimes January 27th, 2020 Read More
  • Why Are French Bulldogs So Expensive?

    A French bulldog costs an average of $2,200 and pretty uniformly weighs less than 30 pounds. Heck, from time to time, they can top six figures per pup. What's the deal? Why are French bulldog owners paying so much more, pound for pound, for so little dog meat?

    By Tom Meisfjord January 24th, 2020 Read More
  • The Real Meaning Behind The Wizard Of Oz's Flying Monkeys

    The lights are up. The studio audience has taken their seats. Who's ready for another round of "Guess which beloved corner of your childhood is steeped in thick, syrupy racism?" Today, we turn our loving gaze to L. Frank Baum, the creator of the magical land of Oz.

    By Tom Meisfjord January 21st, 2020 Read More
  • Spotify Made A Podcast For Dogs Left Home Alone

    In a classic case of "your scientists were so busy wondering if they could, they didn't bother to ask if they should," Spotify has released a number of playlists and podcasts for dogs who are left alone at home all day.

    By Tom Meisfjord January 21st, 2020 Read More
  • Stolen Painting Found In Museum Wall Could Be Worth $100 Million

    "Portrait of a Lady," by Gustav Klimt, features a brown-haired woman against a green background. Her face is a graceful contradiction, almost dead-eyed yet expressive. But it vanished in February 1997. That is, until the lady turned up nearly 23 years later.

    By A. C. Grimes January 21st, 2020 Read More