Respected Historical Figures Who Were Actually Terrible People
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Nobody's perfect, but some people aren't even close. This includes some of the most beloved figures in all of history — they look great at first glance, but a closer look reveals the deeply flawed, kinda terrible people they really were. These folks from history were downright awful.
Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi, probably one of the 10 most peaceful men of all time, had a much bigger problem than the British ruling India. According to biographer Jad Adams' "Gandhi: Naked Ambition," Gandhi was actually quite the sex addict — he even left his dying father's side just to have sex with his wife. He was 15 at the time, she was 16, and the grief of abandoning his father caused him to abandon "lustful love" forever. Kind of.
At age 38, he took an official vow of chastity, but he regularly tested it in unusual, creep-tastic ways. His preferred method was to sleep with women while naked. That might sound very unchaste to you, and you'd be right. But it was okay, because apparently nothing lustful happened. An elderly man simply slept naked with girls way younger than him, some as young as 18, and sometimes he would sleep naked with multiple young girls at the same time. Nothing weird about that.
Of course, this behavior wasn't acceptable for anyone else — in his mind, every Indian should practice strict chastity, to the point of never marrying. If they must marry, they should never have sex with their spouses. His married followers, meanwhile, were segregated on his compounds, told to never have sex, and advised to take cold baths if ever they feel their mojo rising. That's the real Gandhi — great for Indian independence, bad for keeping the young women in your life company.
Winston Churchill
We all know Winston Churchill for his efforts in fighting the Nazis during World War II. But as it turns out, he was a white supremacist who had way more in common with his enemies than history wants to let on. According to Richard Toye's "Churchill's Empire," young Churchill took part in what he called "a lot of jolly little wars against barbarous peoples" in Africa, and he believed they were violent against the British not because the Brits were invading their land but because they had a "strong aboriginal propensity to kill." Later, when he joined Parliament, Churchill advocated more war against minorities, claiming that "the Aryan stock is bound to triumph." Of the Kurds, who tried to gain independence from Britain, he said "I am strongly in favor of using poisoned gas against uncivilized tribes ... [it] would spread a lively terror." Jolly little wars, a lively terror — who knew Churchill spoke exactly like a 1980s cartoon villain?
Then there was Gandhi's quest to free India from British rule. Churchill didn't like that, calling for Gandhi's murder (by elephant!) shortly after he rose to prominence in the late 1920s. It wasn't just Gandhi, though — Churchill openly admitted, "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion." He didn't mellow out as he got older — in 1943, in between rousing speeches about never surrendering, he refused to help India survive a severe famine that ultimately killed around 3 million people. Churchill blamed the Indians, saying it was all their fault for "breeding like rabbits." No wonder President Obama didn't want that man's bust in the White House.
Walt Disney
He created Mickey Mouse, so how bad could Walt Disney really be? Plenty bad, as it turns out. He was more Wicked Witch than Snow White. As Neal Gabler exposed in his biography "Walt Disney: The Triumph of the American Imagination," Walt certainly had his racist side, and not just because he let "Song of the South" happen. He was reportedly the kind of person to, in meetings, refer to the Seven Dwarves as a "n***** pile," which isn't just terrible, it doesn't make any sense. He also used offensive terms in meetings, like a particular old-time word for Black children.
Then there was his issue with women. As Ward Kimball, one of Disney's associates, said, "He didn't trust women or cats." (What's wrong with cats, pray tell?) Then there's a letter Disney sent a woman named Mary Ford, who wanted work as an animator. Was she good? We don't know, but Disney didn't care either way — he rejected her outright, because women simply didn't do that kind of work for him. In the letter's own words, "Women do not do any of the creative work ... as that work is performed entirely by young men. For this reason, girls are not considered for the training school." Snow White and the Seven Dwarves appear on the letterhead, almost like they're mocking her for her silly woman chutzpah.
Steve Jobs
If you own anything Apple aside from an actual apple, you owe a debt of gratitude to Steve Jobs. That said, he probably shouldn't be put on the lofty pedestal he so often is. He was ruthless. According to CBS News' write-up of Alex Gibney, who created the documentary "Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine," Jobs was basically a jerk through and through. He fathered a daughter but denied she was his, so she didn't see him for years. He contracted Apple with Chinese factories, and conditions were so bad they drove the workers to exhaustion — several wound up committing suicide over the breakneck pace they were expected to churn out iPads and iPhones, among other devices.
There was also an issue with Apple stocks, in that Jobs was allegedly illegally backdating them in hopes of cashing in. When questioned about it by the Securities and Exchange Commission, he first denied it, then said he had to ask Apple's board of directors for extra "thank you" stock, then later turned the blame on his chief financial officer. That's how Jobs would admit something bad happened: By saying someone else did it.
Caravaggio
Caravaggio was a highly respected Renaissance artist — he painted "Judith Beheading Holofernes" for one famous example. He was also a murderer, which is less respectful. In 2002, Andrew Graham-Dixon put out a Caravaggio documentary on BBC that exposed why he killed a man named Ranuccio Tomassoni. It's been long accepted that Caravaggio killed Tomassoni in 1606, but most thought it was due to an argument over a tennis match. Well, according to new evidence put forth by Graham-Dixon, the issue wasn't Caravaggio being a bad sport — it was a woman. Specifically, a sex worker.
Apparently, Caravaggio had a woman named Fillide Melandroni over for a painting session and fell for her. Problem was, Tomassoni was her pimp, and Caravaggio took umbrage at this. He felt inclined to fight for her honor, which meant castrating Tomassoni. Roman custom, at the time, dictated that if a man felt his woman was being insulted by another man, he would cut the offender's penis off. It was a tough era.
The problem, as it turned out, was that Caravaggio wasn't very good at castration. He grounded Tomassoni and attempted to sever his manhood, but either the victim moved, or Caravaggio was simply clumsy. Either way, it appears Caravaggio severed his opponent's femoral artery instead, causing him to bleed out and die. So there you have it: Caravaggio killed a pimp by slashing an artery when he meant to slash his babymaker, and that's why they never named a Ninja Turtle after him.
Mother Teresa
It's borderline blasphemous to criticize Mother Teresa, or Saint Teresa as of September 4, 2016. Did anyone in history do more to help the poor and the sick? Well actually, she might not have been that great. As reported by the Times of India, Mother Teresa's true motives might have actually been kind of selfish, and some have accused her of focusing more on boosting the numbers for her religion than helping people.
Mother Teresa's missions, despite having tons of charitable donations at their disposal, rarely — if ever — actually helped poor, sick people become healthy. In fact, most of these places, according to a 2013 paper published in Studies in Religion, were dirty, short on doctors, low on food, and largely bereft of painkillers. Nevertheless, Teresa found the suffering beautiful, like it was making the world a better, holier place. We know this because she said it to the famously anti-religious writer Christopher Hitchens: "There is something beautiful in seeing the poor accept their lot, to suffer it like Christ's Passion. The world gains much from their suffering."
Naturally, this didn't apply to Teresa herself, who, according to Hitchens, would regularly get care at good, American hospitals when sick. Apparently, the world would've gained nothing if she suffered. But Teresa's true goal was apparently to use her charitable efforts to convert people to Roman Catholicism. Remember how she invoked "Christ's Passion?" That's because she truly felt that the poor, the sick, and the suffering were akin to Jesus on the cross. If they suffered as He did, in her mind, that would bring them closer to Him. It would seem she skipped the parts in the Bible where Jesus actually healed sick people.
Martin Luther
Martin Luther's claim to fame is his "95 Theses" and the Protestant Reformation. But apparently, he felt just as strongly about Judaism. In fact, he felt the religion was evil and should be destroyed because the sad truth is that Martin Luther was a huge, highly dangerous anti-Semite.
In 1543, Luther published a book entitled "On the Jews and Their Lies" about why Jews are, in his words, a "rejected and condemned people" who do nothing but lie and blaspheme and who need to be saved from themselves. And by "saved," Luther pretty much meant that good Christians needed to utterly destroy Jews' lives until they decided to convert.
He offered up several things these so-called good Christians could do to "convince" the Jews that Jesus is the way. Such niceties included burning down synagogues and "bury[ing] and cover[ing] with dirt whatever will not burn, so that no man will ever again see a stone or cinder of them." Also, he called for the burning of Jewish houses, so they couldn't live anywhere either. Their prayer books and religious writings should be confiscated, and rabbis banned from teaching anything, entirely because Luther felt the god he believed in would've wanted it that way.
So now they're homeless and have no place to worship — what's next? Well, according to Luther, you then ban them from traveling on highways, because if they did so, they would commit usury (loan sharking). "Let them stay at home," wrote Luther, the same guy who just called for Jewish homes to be burned to the ground. Finally, he advocated confiscating all their money, only giving it back to them (in an allowance) if they have "sincerely converted" to Christianity. It's sad but true — the beloved Martin Luther outright advocated fundamentalist terrorism.
John Wayne
John Wayne's reputation as a man's man gets tainted real fast once you hear his views on anyone who wasn't white. Yep, the rough-and-tough cowboy was a full-blown racist. In a 1971 interview with "Playboy" magazine, Wayne admitted he didn't like African-American people (or "the blacks" as he constantly called them) being in charge of anything because white people are apparently the only people who know what they're doing. "I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility," he said in the interview (via Snopes). "I don't believe in giving authority and positions of leadership and judgment to irresponsible people." He also railed against Black people getting too many opportunities. He felt that "Hollywood studios are carrying their tokenism a little too far" and believed that minorities should only get roles meant for them. Like enslaved people — Wayne actually claimed to be inclusive because he "had a Black slave in 'The Alamo.'" To that, you might say, "Well, it's a start," but honestly, it's not.
Wayne also had a problem with Native Americans. In that same Playboy interview quoted by Snopes, Wayne opined that white people grabbing America from the Native Americans was good, because the Native Americans were hoarding it all for themselves. Seriously: "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them ... There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." It takes a ton of gall to call genocide victims "selfish," but no one ever accused John Wayne of lacking the stuff.
Charlie Chaplin
The beloved "Little Tramp," Charlie Chaplin, wasn't nearly as goofy in real life. In fact, he was downright predatory, particularly with little girls. Two out of his four wives were under 18 when he married them, while another one was just 18 (and he was in his 50s at the time). The only one over 18 was 22, but she'd claimed to be 17 when they first met. That's the opposite of a good look.
But if it's somehow not skeezy enough that he simply married underage girls, how about the disrespectful ways he treated them? Take his first wife, Mildred Harris, whom he married at 16 because he thought she was pregnant. (She wasn't.) She started getting movie offers, but Chaplin was an unsupportive husband, thinking she was too young to have any real talent. Not too young for him to romance, of course, but too young for anything else.
Then there's Lita Grey, whose poor treatment at Chaplin's hands was documented in her 1927 divorce papers, obtained by The Times in 2015. Chaplain impregnated Grey when she was 15, and he quickly suggested an abortion. When that failed, he married her, but he treated her terribly. Chaplin cheated on her with other young actresses, called her "lowly born and greedy" (according to the Los Angeles Times), paid little attention to their children, and would demand, as she put it, "revolting, degrading, and offensive" sex acts, some of which were illegal at the time in California.
Grey got $825,000 in the divorce settlement, dirtying Chaplin's name at the time. Of course, time heals all wounds, which is why you don't hear this story much anymore. Until now, anyway.
Aristotle
The great Greek philosopher Aristotle was a wise man for sure, but when it came to women, he was a total misogynist who had zero idea what he was talking about. According to Charlotte Witt's essay "Feminist History of Philosophy" in the book "Feminist Reflections on the History of Philosophy," Aristotle held views of women that went beyond typical sexism. In his mind, women were hardly even human beings — at best, they were "deform[ed]" men.
For some reason, he decided that women have fewer teeth than men (they don't), rendering them incomplete. And even though they give birth, they "contribute only matter and not form to the generation of offspring." In other words, they birth the kid, but only men can shape them into actual human beings. Of course, that can only happen if the child is a man because — and these are his direct words — "a woman is perhaps an inferior being." It seems like there was no "perhaps" about it in his mind, however.
Does this make Aristotle less of a brilliant mind? Not at all. But it does show how imperfect of a mind he had, and that even the wisest among us can have glaring blind spots.
Woodrow Wilson was an irredeemable racist
Woodrow Wilson is considered one of America's greatest progressive presidents, passing the first child labor laws, establishing the Federal Trade Commission, and codifying the eight-hour day for railway workers. Wilson also shored up antitrust laws, helped end World War I, and (sort of) supported women's suffrage. He was also severely racist.
Before entering politics, Wilson was an academic who had written several books. In his "A History of the American People," Wilson said of post-Civil War laws providing Black Americans treatment equal to that of whites that "the dominance of an ignorant and inferior race was justly dreaded." As president, he actually re-segregated the federal government. According to historian Sheldon Stern, Wilson even personally fired all but two of the Black supervisors in federal service, replacing them with white people. "It was a menace to society itself that the negroes should thus of a sudden be set free and left without tutelage or restraint," wrote the president. During the postwar Versailles conference, writes historian Lloyd Ambrosius in "Woodrow Wilson and the American Diplomatic Tradition," Wilson killed a proposal for racial equality in the League of Nations.
The blockbuster (and epically racist) film "The Birth of a Nation" detailed the rise of the KKK and its messed up history. Not only did this cinematic love letter to the Klan get a private screening at the White House, but the film also opened with another Wilson quote: "There had sprung into existence a great Ku Klux Klan, a veritable empire of the South to protect the Southern country."
Joseph, son of Jacob, made an entire nation into slaves
The Old Testament (and the Torah, it's complicated) has a few plot twists involving deception and betrayal, often from the supposed heroes. Take Joseph, son of Jacob and possessor of the not-quite technicolor dreamcoat. Jacob had 13 children but favored Joseph, so his jealous brothers sold him to be enslaved in ancient Egypt, getting away with it by convincing their father that he'd been eaten by a wild animal. "But the LORD was with Joseph and showed him steadfast love," says Genesis 39:21, and he eventually rose to a position of power, second only to Pharaoh.
Joseph was in charge of the land and, having prophesied a famine, had accumulated great stores of food in preparation. When the hungry Egyptian commoners came to him for food, he sold it to them. When they ran out of money, he said, "Give me your livestock, and I will give you food." When they had no more livestock, they offered all they had left: themselves. "Buy us and our land in exchange for food. We with our land will become slaves to Pharaoh." Joseph accepted, and all of Egypt, except the priests, was now the property of Pharaoh.
Now, in all fairness, according to Genesis, the Egyptians were grateful — Joseph had saved their lives. And Joseph's family had joined him in Egypt by this point and ended up extremely prosperous, to boot. But surge-pricing food into literal slave wages is pretty terrible.
FDR created American concentration camps
Franklin Delano Roosevelt regularly makes lists of greatest U.S. presidents. He was elected an unprecedented four times (which is now illegal), established Social Security, beat the Nazis, and (our personal favorite) ended Prohibition. And he did most of it from a wheelchair. However, some of FDR's decisions were less reasonable politics and more ... racist, antisemitic, and cruel.
When he took office, the country and world were in the midst of the Great Depression. To help combat this, FDR decided he needed gold. All of it. So he took it — from everybody. Every person in the country, citizen or not, had to surrender their gold or face prosecution. In 1936, Jesse Owens represented the United States at the Olympics in Germany, winning four gold medals. Owens was a Black man competing in Nazi Germany, but, as he said later (per the Foundation for Economic Education), "Hitler didn't snub me; it was our president who snubbed me. The president didn't even send a telegram." As thousands of European Jews tried to escape the coming Holocaust in Germany, FDR had them turned back — fearing, as Smithsonian Magazine reports, that they were spies.
The most debated decision FDR ever made, however, was to lock up roughly 120,000 Japanese Americans during World War II. "Star Trek" star George Takei and his family were interned for four years because, as he explained to Democracy Now, "We simply happened to look like the people that bombed Pearl Harbor."
Henry Ford was an antisemite who inspired Hitler
Henry Ford was one of America's greatest entrepreneurs and innovators, a man who literally changed the world. He not only transformed the way people get around by selling cars everyone could afford, but he also revolutionized industry by creating the moving assembly line. As Construction Literary Magazine said, "More than anyone of the industrial era, it was Ford that created a clear middle class."
Ford also hated Jews. He bought a local newspaper in 1918, the Dearborn Independent. Two years later, the Independent began publishing Ford's antisemitic views, most notably his Jew-bashing series "The International Jew: The World's Foremost Problem," which reached millions and was translated into over a dozen languages.
In "Mein Kampf," Adolf Hitler referred to Ford as the only man in America uncorrupted by Jews. "Only a single great man, Ford, to their fury, still maintains full independence," he wrote, per "The Great White Hoax." According to the former editor of the Dearborn Historian, in 1931, Hitler gave an interview to a Detroit News reporter, who asked him about the large portrait of Ford the soon-to-be dictator had in his office. "I regard Henry Ford as my inspiration," Hitler replied (per Deadline Detroit). That probably explains why Ford kept doing business in Germany during WWII.
John Lennon physically abused women
John Lennon was half of one of the greatest songwriting duos and part of one of the most influential bands of the 20th century. The Beatles had 20 No. 1 hits, 34 Billboard Top 10 songs, and some of the most recognizable tunes on the planet. Gifted as he was, however, Lennon was not the greatest guy — he did plenty that should make even the most zealous Beatlemaniac blanch.
Granted, John didn't grow up in ideal circumstances. On the other hand, that his dad left him is not an excuse for leaving his own son. And that he physically abused his wife Cynthia before leaving her is not only something he admitted to — he actually wrote it into one of the Beatles' better-known songs. "I used to be cruel to my woman / I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved" are lines in "Getting Better." As he explained to Playboy in 1980, "I used to be cruel to my woman, and physically ... any woman. I was a hitter."
That John's first son, the one he abandoned, wouldn't hold his father in the greatest esteem seems obvious, but Sean Lennon, John's son with Yoko Ono, also had choice words about his dearly departed dad. In an interview with Rolling Stone, Sean said, "I think his greatest achievement was recognizing that he was a macho a****** and trying to stop it."
Roald Dahl was a racist jerk
Roald Dahl created fantastic stories enjoyed by generations of children all over the world. His characters aren't merely beloved — many are household names. Unfortunately, the dark humor and comic violence so many of us enjoy(ed) in Dahl's works reflect something darker in him.
The creator of Willy Wonka was such a wanker that his wife, according to the BBC, called him "Roald the Rotten." Aside from just being a jerk, he cheated on her constantly with her best friend, even while she was recovering from a stroke. The Harvard Review of Latin America records Dahl's response to his editor instructing him to revise the illustrations for "The BFG" to avoid stereotypes and caricatures as: "the negro lips thing is taken care of." The famous Oompa-Loompas were similarly edited in a new edition of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." "It didn't occur to me that my depiction of the Oompa-Loompas was racist," said Dahl, "but it did occur to the NAACP and others ... which is why I revised the book." Weirdly, according to Dahl's widow, the character of Charlie was originally supposed to be Black, not white.
Dahl jumped the bigoted shark with his antisemitic comments, though. The Jewish newspaper The Forward compiled the five most anti-Jewish statements he publicly made, and, well, here's an excerpt: "Hitler didn't just pick on them for no reason."
Coco Chanel was a Nazi spy
Coco Chanel is one of the world's most influential fashion empires, named after the famous French designer who originally founded the company. Chanel liked the high life and was known to associate with British aristocrats, French politicians, and German military officers in Paris during the Nazi occupation. Nazi gear was pretty haute couture, after all.
When war broke out, Chanel secured lodging at the Paris Ritz. After the fall of France, many Wehrmacht officers ended up living there as well, one of whom probably shared more than Coco's address. Not only was she in bed with a Nazi, but she was probably in bed with the Nazis. Coco Chanel was more than likely a spy for Germany. Snopes concluded that "the evidence appears to skew strongly in favor of Chanel's at least doing some information gathering for the National Socialists."
Apparently as business-savvy as she was anti-Semitic, Chanel possibly also took advantage of the Nazis' antisemitic laws. A French documentarian told The Jerusalem Post that Chanel, "With the help of the Nazis occupying France, went to great lengths to get rid of her Jewish associates, the Wertheimer brothers." After the Nazis retreated from Paris in 1944, Chanel was under investigation as a collaborator, but a lack of evidence at the time prevented her prosecution. According to Newsweek, some historians have suggested that one of Chanel's high-profile pals, British prime minister Winston Churchill, intervened on her behalf.
Teddy Roosevelt wasn't so cuddly
Theodore Roosevelt is on Mount Rushmore, in between Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln. That's how highly Americans think of the president we know as "Teddy." He passed food and drug safety regulations, started the American political tradition of environmental conservation, made the first worker's compensation laws, got the Panama Canal built, and won a Nobel Peace Prize. He was also a bloodthirsty nationalist and racist.
Teddy Roosevelt was an unabashed Western chauvinist. He wrote in "Winning of the American West" that, "All men of sane and wholesome thought must dismiss with impatient contempt the plea that these continents should be reserved for the use of scattered savage tribes." Roosevelt believed in the literal supremacy of American civilization and defended practically any effort to expand that civilization. "I don't go so far as to think that the only good Indians are dead Indians, but I believe nine out of every 10 are, and I shouldn't like to inquire too closely into the case of the 10t" he said in an 1886 speech (per the American Museum of Natural History).
As such an ardent believer in the inherent superiority of America, Teddy encouraged American expansion overseas. When the U.S. defeated Spain and took the Philippines as a colony, Teddy was a vocal proponent for civilizing the Filipinos by force, resulting in horrific war crimes and hundreds of thousands of dead.
Che Guevera was a bloodthirsty executioner
Che Guevara is probably the only 20th-century revolutionary that people know by his face. A highly charismatic warrior who sacrificed his life fighting against imperialists, Che is an inspirational figure to many millions of people. Which is kind of sad, because chances are he'd want to kill most of the people wearing his face on a T-shirt.
Not even the most idealistic pacifist seriously thinks that the South American revolutions of the mid-century could have happened so quickly without a significant amount of violence. However, as the Independent Institute points out, Che seemed to relish in the bloodshed, making clear in his "Message to the Tricontinental" that successful revolution required "hatred as an element of struggle; unbending hatred for the enemy, which pushes a human being beyond his natural limitations, making him into an effective, violent, selective, and cold-blooded killing machine."
In his diary, "The Motorcycle Diaries," Che referred to South America's Black population as "those magnificent examples of the African race who have maintained their racial purity thanks to their lack of an affinity with bathing." According to the Independent Institute, he and Fidel Castro established labor and concentration camps in Cuba after the revolution for anyone needing to correct their "anti-social behavior" like capitalists, Afro-Cuban priests, and homosexuals. When setting up the new regime in Cuba and rooting out remaining "anti-revolutionary" elements, Che's orders were simple: "If in doubt, kill him."
Thomas Edison murdered an elephant
Thomas Edison has over 1,000 patents to his name and is described by the Library of Congress as "one of the most famous and prolific inventors of all time." The influence he had on the fields of electric power generation and mass communication affected the lives and livelihoods of billions of people. The advances he and his company made in sound recording and motion pictures created entirely new mediums for entertainment, changing human leisure time forever.
But Thomas Edison's innovative spirit also manifested itself in shockingly terrible ways. For instance, his petty greed led him to become one of the internet's favorite villains for, if for no other reason, how he screwed over Nikola Tesla. Edison's ego and ambition also drove him to compete against another bright American inventor, George Westinghouse. Edison's company produced direct current (DC) machines, while Westinghouse manufactured alternating current (AC). Edison started a slander campaign against AC, claiming that it was dangerous. To prove the point, Edison encouraged the use of electricity in executions, a procedure he called being "Westinghoused."
After a demonstration in which he electrocuted a dog, as related by Smithsonian Magazine, Edison told a reporter that electricity is a reliable form of death, but "the current should come from an alternating machine." Edison went on to stage live events to showcase the lethality of his AC executions using horses, cattle, and one condemned elephant named Topsy.
Boudica committed mass murder
In the first century, the Roman Empire was near the zenith of its power. In Britain, the Celtic Iceni tribe were nominal allies of Rome, but according to the Roman historians Tacitus and Cassius Dio, when the king died, Rome annexed the tribe, violently confiscating the wealth and properties of the leading Iceni families. The king's wife, Queen Boudica, contested the Roman claims. Roman legions attacked her village, and, as Tacitus records in "Annals," "As a beginning, his widow Boudicca was flogged and their daughters raped." That's when Boudica went full Daenerys Targaryen on the Romans.
Paying taxes to their conquerors, seeing their young men conscripted to the military that oppressed them, and watching their ancestral lands and properties regularly taken, the Celts already hated the Romans. The Romans' brutal treatment of two Iceni princesses made raising an army of allied Celts fairly easy for Boudica. She gathered the tribes, and as Cassius Dio tells us in "Roman History," "Two cities were sacked, eighty thousand of the Romans and of their allies perished, and the island was lost to Rome."
Archaeological evidence clearly shows not only that battles were fought at the cities of Camulodunum (modern Colchester), Londinium (London), and Verulamium (St. Albans) in A.D. 60 or 61, but also that they were destroyed and every one of their inhabitants murdered. "These were not flammable buildings," archaeologist Philip Crummy told The Guardian, "But they were levelled. It was a murderous, determined, intensive, and deliberate attack."
PT Barnum exploited an enslaved woman
According to author Robert Wilson, sensationalist P.T. Barnum probably never said his most famous aphorism, "There's a sucker born every minute," but his business model certainly encapsulated it. He spent decades as the greatest showman the world had yet seen, fooling the public and exploiting his workers. In his museum and travelling circus, Barnum showcased the most outlandish specimens of biological diversity that he could find — or manufacture. The Fiji mermaid, for instance, drew huge crowds to what was actually the head and torso of a baby monkey sewn to a fish tail and covered with papier-mâché. Possibly his most underhanded, yet hilarious, bit of fraudulence was the sign in his New York museum saying: "This way to the Egress." Many patrons didn't know that "egress" was just another word for "exit" and would walk out of the building and have to pay full price to reenter.
Barnum's most callous exhibition was also his first: He "leased" an elderly enslaved woman, Joice Heth, claiming her to be the 161-year-old former nurse of George Washington. When Heth died in 1836, he hosted an autopsy of her body in a New York saloon, charging 50 cents per person to watch. Smithsonian Magazine reports that Barnum, true to form, tried to rewrite history later in life, claiming he was not a racist. But as Barnum biographer Benjamin Reiss told the outlet, "With Barnum you never know if that's part of the act."
Queen Victoria was a spiteful and controlling mother
Queen Victoria had nine children and 42 grandchildren, many of whom entered European royal families. (Queen Elizabeth II and her husband, Prince Philip, are both her great-great-grandchildren.) But Victoria was not maternal. For starters, she hated being pregnant: It interfered with her ability to rule, and according to the BBC, she experienced postnatal depression. She also wrote that she found babies frightening at best and ugly at worst. None of this makes Victoria a terrible person, but the way she treated her children might.
Ironically, the child she treated the worst was the one that she most needed as queen. The future Edward VII was a huge disappointment to both his parents because he struggled with the strict education system implemented by his father, Prince Albert. The BBC reported that Victoria also mocked his appearance and intellect. Worse, after Albert died shortly after visiting Edward to deal with his son's affair with an actress, she blamed Edward for her beloved husband's death. She wrote, "I never can or shall look at him without a shudder," and refused to involve him in matters of state.
Her other children didn't fare much better. Victoria either ignored them or was unbearably controlling, trying to prevent them from leaving home. She banned her youngest daughter, Beatrice, from marrying, stopped speaking to her when she did, and eventually made the newlyweds live with her. She sent spies to monitor her grown children's activities, interfered with their parenting decisions, and called Vicky's pregnancy "horrid news."
Charles Dickens tried to send his wife to an mental institution
Charles Dickens' long lasting fame comes partly from his era-defining stories and partly from his work bringing to light the plight of the poor — especially children, who had a rough time in Victorian England. But Dickens himself wasn't exactly warm-hearted and generous in his personal life. He married Catherine Hogarth, the daughter of his editor George Hogarth, in 1833, and they ultimately had 10 children together. Yet it appears that Dickens may still have been holding a candle for his first love, Maria Beadnell, whom he had tried to win over when he was a penniless 18-year-old reporter.
The Guardian reports that in 1855, Dickens started writing to Beadnell, reiterating his undying love for her. But when they met in person, he described her as "fat" and ended their correspondence. (Lucky escape, Maria.) Dickens betrayed Hogarth again in 1857, with longer term results. That's when the then-46-year-old celebrity author started seeing 18-year-old actress Ellen "Nelly" Ternan in secret. In 1858, he forced Hogarth out of their house and they legally separated — a very unusual move for the time.
However, the cheating isn't the worst thing Dickens did to Hogarth. Letters written by a family friend and a story from Hogarth's aunt revealed that Dickens tried to have his wife shut up in a mental asylum — which would have been a deeply terrifying experience in the Victorian era. It makes pre-ghost Scrooge seem kind.
Albert Einstein was cruel to his first wife
Mastering relativity doesn't make you an expert at relationships. Albert Einstein was a legend in the lab but a misery at home. His relationship with his first wife, Mileva Marić, started out like the kind of love story that gets turned into a glossy Hollywood biopic. They met as students at the Zurich Polytechnic Institute in 1896, where she was the only woman in physics. Einstein disobeyed his mother to court Marić, and the two had a daughter out of wedlock, Lieserl, in 1902, who either died or was adopted. They married in 1903 and had two more children, Hans Albert and Eduard.
The problems may have started in 1912, when Einstein began an affair with his cousin Elsa. He was cruel about Marić in letters, describing her as "an employee whom I cannot fire." In July 1914, Einstein wrote a list of demands for Marić, including doing his laundry, cooking his meals, and expecting "no affection from me." They separated that year, and Marić had a breakdown. Einstein and Elsa married in 1919, the same year his theory of general relativity was published. Einstein continued to have affairs throughout his second marriage.
Marić's relationship with Einstein may also have cost her a career in physics. Exactly how involved she was in his work is in dispute, but after they married, it was expected that she would focus her attention on being a housewife and mother.
Thomas Jefferson enslaved over 600 people
Although Thomas Jefferson publicly claimed to oppose slavery, the Guardian reports that he personally enslaved 607 people throughout his life, freeing only five — and only after his death, via his will. It was their unpaid labor and lack of freedom that powered Jefferson's vast plantation, Monticello, which provided the resources that made it possible for him to become a politician.
Jefferson spoke out against slavery on a political and intellectual level. He described it as a "moral and political depravity" and labeled it one of the most destructive forces facing the newly formed America (per the National Archives). He tried to introduce legislation that he believed would eventually lead to the end of slavery. Jefferson argued that a gradual approach to emancipation was necessary and believed white people were naturally superior to Black people.
One of the most infamous aspects of Jefferson's history as a slave-holder is his relationship with Sally Hemings, an enslaved person at Monticello with whom he had at least six children. This was first made public in a newspaper in 1802 — although it had always been known by Hemings' descendants — and was confirmed by DNA in 1998.
Jefferson apologists like to romanticize the Hemings-Jefferson relationship. But the fact is that Hemings — who was a teenager when then-40-something Jefferson initiated their sexual relationship — was not free to decide whether it happened or not. Jefferson's slave-holding and abuse are as much a part of his history as his achievements.
Pablo Picasso caused misery for the women in his life
If there's one person who is most responsible for alerting the general public to the long-ignored scumminess of Pablo Picasso, it's comedian Hannah Gadsby. Her Netflix special "Nanette" involved a magnificent takedown of the artist over his abuse of women and the culture that's been letting him get away with it. Gadsby specifically called out then-45-year-old Picasso's sexual relationship with a 17-year-old, Marie-Thérèse Walter — and that's just the tip of the horrible iceberg when it comes to Picasso's misogyny. As reported by The Paris Review, his granddaughter Marina Picasso wrote of his treatment of women, "Once they were bled dry, he would dispose of them."
The Guardian reported that Picasso enjoyed watching Walter physically fight his other girlfriend, surrealist photographer Dora Maar, who was nearly 30 years his junior. He also drew pictures that showed someone who looked a lot like Walter being sexually assaulted by a minotaur figure that represented himself. According to The Paris Review, he told his mistress after Maar, artist Francoise Gilot, "Women are machines for suffering." He also threatened to throw Gilot from a bridge and burned her with a cigarette.
Gilot was 21 and Picasso 61 when they began their affair. After they broke up, Picasso tried to ruin her reputation, but Gilot was undeterred. She later wrote a searing memoir about their relationship, 1964's "Life With Picasso," and died in 2023 at age 101. Walter was not so lucky — she died by suicide, as did Picasso's second wife, Jacqueline.
Charles Lindbergh
Look up Charles Lindbergh today, and you'll first hear about 1927, when he was the first person to make a nonstop solo transatlantic flight. Thereafter known as "Lucky Lindy," he was lionized by the public and went on to further international fame as an aviator and advisor, even flying multiple combat missions during WWII.
But Lindbergh wasn't exactly a squeaky-clean hero of the people. He was enamored of the Nazis, and not just because he was pretty impressed by the regime's Luftwaffe — though he was that, too, to the point where he was even awarded a medal by Hermann Göring. After violence against Jewish people broke out, he still refused to return the medal. After touring Nazi Germany in the 1930s at the behest of U.S. officials, Lindbergh and his wife Anne — who may not have known about her husband's secret families — began writing about how impressed they were by industrious Germans and their dictatorial government.
Back in America, they got unfortunately cozy with homegrown Nazis, with Lindbergh even pictured giving the Nazi salute at a 1941 rally. On September 11 of that year, he also gave what's now called his "Des Moines speech," in which he overtly stated a number of antisemitic tropes, including the notion that Jewish people were agitating unfairly for war. His sentiments grew quieter as public opinion turned against him, and though he regained something of his standing after the war, Lindbergh's burgeoning political career was ruined and his reputation decidedly dinged.
George Washington
If you think this is just a nasty attack on the first American president, look to the lives of his slaves. George Washington wasn't unique for enslaving people, but he seemed uniquely dedicated to making their lives difficult. On his Virginia plantation, Mount Vernon, Washington could kick back in his richly appointed mansion, while slaves were consigned to subpar living conditions — even Washington admitted that free people would never be happy living in the rundown, poorly supplied cabins he provided. He sometimes convinced himself that his enslaved were trying to pull one over on him by stealing goods and repeatedly urged overseers to dole out "correction" (physical punishment), even for perceived bad attitudes.
It's worth noting that Washington's views evolved. Though he benefited from slave labor, he privately grew more unsettled by the practice and changed his will so that his slaves would be freed, but only after his death. It's not clear if this was a true moral shift or a change made in response to the shifting economies of slavery.
Certainly, when enslaved people ran away, he reacted poorly. In 1796, Ona Judge escaped Washington's household after learning that Martha Washington intended to give her away as a wedding gift. Washington tried to get an associate to capture Judge and her baby daughter in 1799, but the attempt was unsuccessful. Washington could get downright shady about keeping people enslaved, as some were moved around between his various addresses to evade state laws that required freeing enslaved residents after a period of time.
Elizabeth I
If you're a fan of period films with gorgeous costuming, you're already familiar with the glittering image of Elizabeth I. But Good Queen Bess may not have been all that good. If it's any excuse, she had a rough start. Her father, Henry VIII, was desperate enough for a male heir that he divorced his first wife for Anne Boleyn, Elizabeth's mother. When Anne couldn't produce a son, Henry had her executed on trumped-up treason charges. Thereafter, Elizabeth was in and out of royal favor, finally gaining the throne in 1558 after the tumultuous reigns of her half-siblings Edward and Mary. Perhaps that's why she allegedly had a temper that could flash into violence, as when she reportedly broke the finger of a maid (though that accusation comes from embittered fellow royal, Mary, Queen of Scots).
By the end of her reign, she was beset by controversy, a faltering economy, and the widespread distrust of her people. It didn't help that she had Mary, Queen of Scots executed in 1587 and was a bit too ready to execute and torture others who disagreed with her. She also supported John Hawkins, an English trader who was likely the first of his nation to engage in the transatlantic slave trade (Elizabeth at first called his work "detestable," but when she got a look at the profits, she gave Hawkins royal support in a jiffy). She wasn't especially nice to Ireland, while we're at it, sometimes resorting to deadly violence to force a recalcitrant Irish population into supporting her.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Go through high school English, and you'll likely be assigned to read "The Great Gatsby" at least once. But what about its author, F. Scott Fitzgerald? He was, of course, a real person — and a complicated one, at that. Perhaps most obvious in the "terrible person" category is Fitzgerald's complex relationship with his wife, Zelda Sayre Fitzgerald. Though they could express great love towards one another, the two also struggled — both individually and together — with substance abuse, mental illness, and clashing careers.
Both accused the other of plagiarism, though perhaps Zelda has the better case, as evidence indicates that F. Scott really did crib from her work. In her review of F. Scott's "The Beautiful and the Damned," Zelda wrote (via "Dear Scott, Dearest Zelda"): "It seems to me that on one page I recognized a portion of an old diary of mine which mysteriously disappeared shortly after my marriage, and also scraps of letters which, though considerably edited, sound to me vaguely familiar."
In some interpretations of their story, F. Scott took Zelda away from her family and friends and expected her to be a compliant wife — never mind his affairs. Eventually Zelda, who had long struggled with her mental health, was diagnosed with schizophrenia and was occasionally committed to psychiatric institutions. Though her husband was hardly responsible for her diagnosis, neither did he create an especially stable environment for her to navigate these challenges.
The Wright Brothers
Yes, the Wright brothers deserve credit for pioneering some of the very first aircraft in history. But they should also receive credit for less-than-exciting things, like patent trolling. The term describes a person or company that collects patents for the purpose of suing anyone who gets too close to their purposefully vague idea. In the case of the Wright brothers, they repeatedly took other aviation innovators to court, fighting mostly losing battles based on their 1906 patent for a flying machine. In their early aircraft, the brothers created a genuinely innovative flexing wing design that made powered flight possible, but their attempt to patent anything that created "lateral warping" arguably pushed them into patent troll territory.
Then, there was the affair of the label. In the 1920s, the Smithsonian Institution displayed a glider made by Samuel Pierpont Langley. Its label claimed that Langley had achieved sustained, manned flight in it in 1903. That sent surviving brother Orville (Wilbur died in 1912) into a tizzy. He wrote an open letter disputing the label in 1925, proclaiming he was going to send the Wright flyer to a London museum. The feud continued until 1942.
Orville could also be a pain to his family. The brothers' often-overlooked sister, Katharine, had long worked in support of the pair. Then, Katharine finally found a life partner in an old friend, Henry J. Haskell. When the two married in 1926, Orville shunned her until she was on her deathbed in 1929.
Ernest Hemingway
Ernest Hemingway is yet another fixture of the high school literature curriculum, but he had a dark side. As far back as the 1930s, Hemingway was known to be something of a literary bad boy, with plenty of violence to back that up, whether it was engaging in war as an on-the-ground observer, his love of bloody bullfights and big game hunting, or picking physical fights with other writers.
He was also rather skeptical of being a good family man, if the four marriages and multiple affair partners weren't evidence enough. Though he did have children and later took on a fatherly "Papa" persona, his son Patrick recalled that Ernest thought "family life [was] the enemy of accomplishment" (via Literary Hub).
There is room for sympathy, as Hemingway was clearly dealing with something psychologically complex, whether that was gender, his relationship to his parents, mental illness, his recurrent injuries, alcoholism, or some combination of all the above and more. His own family could be difficult right back, as when his son, Greg, wrote a fed-up missive in which he called Ernest a "gin-soaked abusive monster." "You'll never write that great novel because you're a sick man ... that last one was as sickly a bucket of sentimental slop as was ever scrubbed off a barroom floor," he brutally claimed (via The Nation). Still, as complex as someone's psyche may be, surely few people would have enjoyed having Hemingway as their partner or close family member.
Benjamin Franklin
You may be excited to see Benjamin Franklin's face when it appears on a hundred-dollar bill, but Franklin had a seriously troubled history. First, he could be a real bully. That's not just slander, as Franklin himself committed it to print. After all, he started out as a printer and publisher, putting out his now-famous "Poor Richard's Almanac." But he had competition, including the Leeds family.
By the time Franklin came along, Titan Leeds was printing the family Leeds Almanac. Wanting to make a splash, Franklin wrote that astrology predictions actually showed Titan was due to meet his maker. When the date passed, Leeds impugned Franklin's reputation. Franklin then mockingly claimed that Leeds' ghost was doing all this whining. "Poor Richard's Almanac" picked up business from the stunt, while the Leeds Almanac withered.
Meanwhile, his wife, Deborah, didn't have an awful relationship with him ... because he wasn't there. For much of their 44-year marriage, the two lived apart. It could stem from a tragedy early in marriage, when their 4-year-old son, Francis, died of smallpox in 1736. Evidence suggests that Ben had argued for inoculation (a precursor to vaccination), while the less adventurous Deborah pushed back. It's possible that Francis' death led to a rift and Franklin's willingness to leave for years at a time on diplomatic missions. He made it all the worse by stringing her along with letters that promised ever-shifting dates for his return. She died in 1774, a decade after having last seen him.
Dr. Seuss
Yes, Dr. Seuss — real name Theodor Geisel — was kind of a terrible person. By the time WWII came around, he was already established as a children's book author and illustrator, but, wanting to do his bit, he joined forces with the U.S. Army. He created propaganda films and, more independently, political cartoons that perpetuated racist stereotypes against seemingly everyone but white Americans. He made extra effort to lob shots at Japanese and Japanese-American people, using caricature to unfairly depict both wartime enemies and homegrown Americans (Geisel was, at the time, an advocate for Japanese-American internment).
Geisel later attempted to make up for it, as when he traveled to Japan and befriended Professor Mitsugi Nakamura (to whom "Horton Hears a Who" is dedicated). Still, in 2021, six of his books were taken out of print by Dr. Seuss Enterprises because they featured racist imagery.
Even if you think the modern book hullabaloo is overstated, the state of Geisel's personal life might still give you pause. His first wife, Helen, endured many years of increasing paralysis and other symptoms caused by Guillain-Barré syndrome. Then, Theodore began an affair with the couple's friend, Audrey Dimond. In 1967, Helen, who almost certainly knew of the affair, died by suicide. According to "Dr. Suess & Mr. Geisel," the note she left behind was addressed to Geisel and asked, "What has happened to us? [...] My going will leave quite a rumor, but you can say I was overworked and overwrought."
James Watson
James Watson is the famed scientist who formed one half of the Watson and Crick duo, who are generally credited with uncovering the double helix structure of DNA (though fellow scientist Rosalind Franklin deserves credit, too). For a while, Watson enjoyed lofty status, but then he used his position as a highly respected scientist to repeatedly state that he thought people of different ethnicities possessed varying degrees of intelligence.
In 2007, Watson told the Sunday Times that he believed social policies aimed at African countries should be tailored to a presumably lower level of intelligence. That led New York's Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory (CSHL), where Watson had worked as director until 1993, to relieve him of any lingering duties he had there. Watson apologized but wasn't really repentant, as he reiterated his stance in a PBS documentary years later. At that point, the CSHL stripped him of his honorary titles at the lab, saying in a 2019 release that "Dr. Watson's statements are reprehensible, unsupported by science, and in no way represent the views of CSHL."
Watson has also dipped into other unfortunate territory, including sexist comments about Rosalind Franklin's appearance in 1968, more general sexism about women in science, vocal support for parents aborting fetuses found to be carrying a theoretical (and unproven) "gay gene," and fatphobic comments delivered at a 2000 appearance at the University of California, Berkeley.
Abraham Lincoln
Of all the complicated takes on historical people, this one may be the trickiest. Abraham Lincoln is widely regarded as the best president in U.S. history, and he deserves credit for many things. Moreover, Lincoln was often pretty distracted by the war, and it's not entirely fair to judge him out of context. Even so, his hand in sometimes deadly U.S. government action against American Indians is hard to ignore.
During Lincoln's first term, the Dakota War of 1862 was a five-week conflict precipitated by economic neglect, starvation, and broken treaties imposed upon the Dakota people. In August 1862, Dakota raiders began attacking settlements and military establishments, taking goods and captives. They were defeated in late September. A total of 303 men were sentenced to death. Lincoln and a team of lawyers reviewed their documents and reduced most of the sentences, leaving 39 still condemned to die. According to the Minnesota Historical Society, Lincoln later told the Senate he was "[a]nxious to not act with so much clemency as to encourage another outbreak on one hand, nor with so much severity as to be real cruelty on the other." The killing of settlers and assault of captives was hardly excusable, but Lincoln's reasoning remains harsh.
More broadly, Lincoln had a deeply complicated view of Native Americans. There are accounts of him defending the country's Indigenous peoples, but he also sometimes spoke insultingly to them and held the 19th-century mindset that they needed to be "civilized" into a more peaceful state — pretty ironic, given the whole Civil War thing going on at the time.
Alexander Graham Bell
You probably know Alexander Graham Bell as that telephone guy. But while Bell was an innovator who entered the history books for the surprisingly controversial story of who invented the telephone, he was also a teacher of deaf students, mostly in America. Yet, despite many years of teaching and his marriage to former student Mabel Hubbard, herself deaf, Bell had some rather awkward ideas about whether or not deaf people should pass on their genes (he surely would have butted heads with Deaf activists of today). For one, he argued that deaf and hard of hearing people shouldn't marry one another, for fear of passing on what he believed was a genetically inferior condition.
In his 1884 text, "Upon the Formation of a Deaf Variety of the Human Race," he fretted that educating deaf people together had created a worrisome situation and required careful vigilance. Bell baldly stated that "the production of a defective race of human beings would be a great calamity to the world." His solution was to more fully integrate deaf people into hearing society, while also putting forth the idea that more concrete laws could be passed forbidding intermarriage between hearing-impaired people or their families. While his cause of educating a previously neglected population of people was noble, he advocacy for their eventual extinction of sorts mars the proceedings.
Florence Nightingale
Florence Nightingale may have been romanticized as "The Lady with the Lamp," but the glow of her advocacy didn't fall on everyone. Nightingale really did revolutionize 19th-century nursing care, including putting herself to work in dangerous and dirty war zones. Yet, in her quest to improve public health, she all too often turned the blame for a community's problems back on its people. In short, Nightingale was an out-and-loud colonizer and racist. In "Sanitary Statistics of Native Colonial Schools and Hospitals," published in 1863, she wrote that First Nations people suffering under the brutal Canadian boarding school system were really the ones responsible for their poor health. "The causes must probably be looked for in the close foul atmosphere of the native dwellings in a climate where warmth is more likely to be sought by closing every opening capable of admitting fresh air," she sniffed, getting in a hint of miasma theory while she was at it. For what it's worth, Nightingale later admitted that the miasma theory, which posited that disease was caused by toxic vapor from decaying matter, was nonsense.
In general, much of her writing that focused on people of color assumed that they were all in need of a good colonizing to do away with their supposed barbarity. She was even in favor of wiping out much native culture even if it potentially threatened a population, writing in "Sanitary Statistics" that stopping short of full-on colonialism and letting native people exist according to their own wishes "would be simply preserving their barbarism for the sake of preserving their lives."
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